WR Hands Over Money, Jewelry
Do you think his accosters yelled, "Just Give Me the Damn Money (and Jewelry)!" as they robbed him?
(see this book if you don't know what I am talking about)
As I think of other things to say about this, I will document them below.
Rick B. suggested this one -- "Shouldn't he have been able to catch the guys? He is a receiver, after all."
If they fled on foot, couldn't he have outran them? Maybe if he could, he wouldn't have been cut from the team.
Do you think those guys were friends of Jon Gruden?
Hmm...do you have any more?